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         <title>Conflict free material</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>Up to now, i haven't really been aware of this topic. - Until I happened to stumble upon an article in the <span class="caps">FAZ </span>reporting about the tragedy in the Congo. "Conflict free material" means raw materials which were produced without being involved in any conflicts. A new certificate which obliges american corporations to inform consumers about the origin of the raw materials which were used for the electronic instruments. Nevertheless, it's said to be very easy to acquire such a certificate. A little baksheesh stains every piece of paper with ink ... </p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2010 16:43:45 +0100</pubDate>
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         <title>chimney sweeper fee</title>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 21 Aug 2010 21:42:33 +0100</pubDate>
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         <title>Greace, Kreece, Grease or Kreace?</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>Dreamlike offers for Greece! Travel to Greece at the lowest price. Guaranteed you'll find a bargain in the great Greece-comparision ...</p>

<p>Notably cheap all-expense tours are possible if you mention that you're a citizen of the <span class="caps">EU, </span>but don't come from Germany at the booking. After all, the latter have to pay a <span class="caps">NAZI</span>-surcharge due to not compensated war reparations. This surcharge depends on the height of the falsified balances which haven't been revealed by EU-inspectors yet. Those won't be able to find everything after all, as the disguising maneuvers begin already with the name: Greace, Kreece, Grease or Kreace ...</p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 16:00:42 +0100</pubDate>
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         <title>Cap of fleers</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>Well, there is a fee-ling of decapitation going around in high finance and making <span class="caps">CEO</span>s crouch in order not to be the dead duck which could serve as a feast to the justice-ahungered nation. Canards have always been an easy prey to raptors and even masquerades have seldom prevented them to be devoured. Even the fowl-like plunge into an ocean of self pity could not prevent the chief conduc(k)ters to be executed... at least in terms of an overhaul of their board of directors. President Obamas pledge to cap the pay of companies' top executives, which took or take advantage of federal bailout money,  at $500,000 made them voice under their breath, accusing the government of being responsible of  exsanguinations of talents, who would obviously prefer foreign banks and  asset-management firms before accepting such a pathetic annual payroll. Speaking of  miserable bank-rolls we should also mention that alliteration is very common to high finance. Even if Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke manifests symptoms of dyslexia when pretending that quantitative easing would alleviate the bur(de)n of debts. No wonder that allegories like Burn- Banky make the omission of dividends due to the conversion of Citi preferred stocks into common stocks sound like a Pindaric Ode, perpetually repeating stanza in strophe and antistrophe. But isn't it maladjustment that makes the world go round?</p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 17:15:13 +0100</pubDate>
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         <title>Bad Bank</title>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 20:53:09 +0100</pubDate>
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         <title>Hamas Terror</title>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 20:48:17 +0100</pubDate>
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         <title>Nappy yew hear</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>Lee Kuan Yew was the first prime minister to serve the people of Singapore after the independence in 1959. The common yew on his part is an evergreen plant with trunk and leaves, perpetually blooming like our New Year's resolutions, which sometimes may be unaudited or simply not heard - unless you do not provide an appropriate image intensifier (tube) in order to let all the people know that the New Year begins on January 20 and even more that the acronym <span class="caps">B.C.E. </span>is the abbreviation of Barack Coming Era and hence a writing on the wall ... in shorthand.<br />
So, how improve last year's performance without perforating treasury? Well, nothing easier that that! Just rely on science and don't bother about soiling governmental nappies though tears will be drying up under the influence of global warming. So, here it is, the everlasting, indestructible  New Year's Resolution: Remembering the past to imagine the future: the prospective brain by Daniel L. Schacter, Donna Rose Addis &amp; Randy L. Buckner, published on Nature Reviews Neuroscience 8, 657-661 (September 2007). Price $32, available on subscription, but anyway, isn't writing a skill you just cannot practice enough? And hasn't neuroscience not always been a warrantor to deliberately thinking whatever blazed its trail through the auditory canal, even if it was the Presidential Trail devoted to Barack Obama. It might take 3 days  to visit the places where Obama began his political career, but how long will it be until the ultimate destination meets the final instalment of the complete election period?</p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 11:24:50 +0100</pubDate>
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         <title>Happy New Year 2009</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>Maybe this is the right point of time: The representative of the Federal Government charged with drugs wants to lower the blood-alcohol limit to an alcohol level of 30 millilitres.</p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2009 22:29:17 +0100</pubDate>
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         <title>How to b(l)ag - oh yeah - witch</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>-	Manual to blag lag -</p>

<p>Well, odd to mention that job rotation is what we all need in order to climb the corporate ladder and finally find the matching chair we placidly can rest our bum bag on  - given that we all  have something up our sleeve, which we can command in case someone would lodge a claim on our  cushioned kneeler. For crying out loud, the Holy See is the solely chair which is not intended to rotate nor to move - given that hardliner's election periods are closely connected  to all-purpose glue and even surgical interventions seem seldom appropriate to liquidate this adhesion.<br />
Thank God this it's democracy we believe in and equipollency is the ballot box we fold our ballot paper for in order to not fall pray for what politics call pa(y)pal transition. So, why blame Blagojevich who simply respected the modalities for the succession to the throne and simply beat down the price towards a reasonable price-performance ratio? <br />
Why give away for free something you can literally gild - not without guilt of course, considering that making Federal Agents revolt and Abraham Lincoln roll over in his grave is much more accusable than the simply fact that Rod Blagojevich is an exhibitionist to corruption.<br />
Rolling Discount Certificates are designed to series-connect investment capital to a chain of perpetual profit - matchable to Chuck Berrys everlasting hymn to abandon classics and turn towards a new generation of music or simply sound - and the taping of Blagojevich might him remind of Watergate, some others possibly of the boundless floods cash flow generates. </p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 00:17:21 +0100</pubDate>
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         <title>First Lady - Second Service</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>- How Hillary's undulating moves pushed her to the borders of State - </p>

<p>It's understood that the next US-President prefers more pragmatic approaches to policy. T(h)rust me , but don't you ever turn your back on me and if you do so, make sure your life west is put on and properly fixed. Who would ever deny that Hillary Clinton is the more experienced predator in this  ocean littered by invasiv plants? No one, nor would Obama do. So he grapped the net, spread it out and found Hillary floundering and gasping for air, which she lost during the long and exhausting campaign partly designed to discredit her former opponent and future boss. <br />
Sir Edmund Hillary was a pioneer to mountaineer. He climbed the world's highest mountain - without respirator nor bailout bottle and consequently gasped for air and reached to this time unknown altitudes. But he was not alone, nor did he ever pretend to be. He had a local mountain guide-Tenzing Norday- who would directly crest him for then merely disappear behind the cloud enclosed peak.<br />
Similar to the then bursted quarrel, who of these courages men might have reached the top first, we can now observe how public discussion tenz to concede Obama as a native neighbour to Kilimandscharo a likely Edmund-Hillary-instinct, i.e. to use the power of persuasion in order to let himself lead in regions where he normally would be an easy victim to ferocious beasts -supposed that policy is a jungle you should always enter with the befitting caution-or appropriate <span class="caps">GPS..</span> So why not hire an experienced and hungry guide who survived the shallows of the White House - in second issue, but non the minor in a front-row seat.<br />
Hillary Clintons reanimation is mainly due to the belief that incorporation and incarnation are both part of the same note and that even if your likeness ornaments a currency, you should never forget that exchange rates are slaves to the hilly movements of international markets, unlike the steady world of pop classics- like Kate Bush and her hymn to summiteers:</p>

<p>We're  running up that road<br />
We're running up that hill<br />
We're running up that building</p>

<p>Now, that's what I call enter**tame**ment ...</p>

<p>Anyway, Christmas is  at hand and as the hour of birth of open-door-policy you should always be cramming for christmas if you wish to get beyond obligatory ties</p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 09:10:46 +0100</pubDate>
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         <title>Umbrella fund</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>Rain-Deer under Umbrella f(o)und...	<br />
- How Santas sl(eigh)ay lost his last vestiges and Wagoner tRicked traces - *</p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 14:25:14 +0100</pubDate>
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         <title>Horror Christmas</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>Every year the same horror to Santa Claus while Christmas is coming...</p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 22:38:57 +0100</pubDate>
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         <title>Urlaub auf den Bahamas</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>Ein Ehepaar macht auf den Bahamas Urlaub...</p>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 11:51:56 +0100</pubDate>
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         <title>US-Banken am Abgrund</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<p>Und wieder ist eine US-Bank weg... Eine neue Schockwelle rollt durch das Finanzsystem mit reinigender Wirkung.  Was mich erstaunt, ist dass der Finanzmarkt noch nicht zusammen-gebrochen ist, aber noch stürmen die Kunden ja nicht ihre Banken...</p>]]></description>
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