Author: Marcello Buzzanca
published: Thursday, 27 Nov 2008
Rain-Deer under Umbrella f(o)und...
- How Santas sl(eigh)ay lost his last vestiges and Wagoner tRicked traces - *
Is wagonery a delict and shouldn't perpetrators hence be punished as hard as horse thief were in times when cars weren't much more than outlines beyond upcoming exhaust gases clouds?
Is a lame duck supposed to apply fo(u)r a wheel drive or should it be understood, that job cuts in auto industry are a self-evident vehicle to transport claims for government funding? Well, the UAW as the International Union for Automobile, Aerospace and Agricultural Implement Workers of America should star(t) to trek whatever it takes to find a new trail for as good a chariot ever carried a king.
When the reign falls there Shellby a shelter to protect you from (shot-gun) wetting though humidity and dumb ... pardon... dambness that could damage your engine.
Santa on his part never drove a SUV nor was he guided by the three magic kings, who themselves where now guided onto Capital Hill not to bring but to ask for presents and unlike their magic ancestors the modern emperors of horse power didn't ride camel, elephant and horse but took private jets to Washington. Who knows if they might have better taken a balloon in order to get rid off their Japanese ballast and prevent their ships from sinking into the ocean of self-compassionate tears?