First Lady - Second Service

Horror Christmas

Santa Claus - paralyzed with terror. Smelly and gloomy chimneys filled with smoke, and that every year. Horrid. But the even greater terror waits below - by the fireplace. Greedy children's yaps yearn for more. Do-it-yourself-bombs, ego-shooter and what else...

Conflict free material

The aim of this certficate - "Conflict free material" - is the self control of the industry in order to build up trust at the consumer and reassure their conscience. Who should want to know that his or her cellular...

Bad Bank

US-Banken am Abgrund

Bisher hat ja auch der Staat die Banken herausgehauen, wenn diese pleite gingen. Nicht nur in den USA, auch hier in Deutschland. Wie heißt es so schön: Gewinne werden privatisiert und Verluste sozialisiert... Das schnelle Geld hat sie gelockt, die...

Greace, Kreece, Grease or Kreace?

Actually, no problem to find out the correct spelling of a word. Google knows everything. And as everything can be found, Greace, Kreece, Grease or Kreace obviously need to be right, too. While I'm writing all this stuff, I myself...

chimney sweeper fee

Nappy yew hear

Happy New Year 2009

So shortly after the start into a successfull economic crisis the citizens would gain a new opportunity to save money. They wouldn't need to drink until the alcohol level of 80 millilitres anymore, but could change to cheep mineral water...

Hamas Terror

Cap of fleers

How to b(l)ag - oh yeah - witch

First Lady - Second Service

Umbrella fund

Is wagonery a delict and shouldn't perpetrators hence be punished as hard as horse thief were in times when cars weren't much more than outlines beyond upcoming exhaust gases clouds? Is a lame duck supposed to apply fo(u)r a wheel...